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Posted: 21/02-2012 19:03
by 2357
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Posted: 04/05-2012 11:27
by Janhaa
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic stuff.
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Peter: What is the name of the molecule [tex]\,CH_2O\,[/tex]?
Sara: seawater
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Peter: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sara: Barium
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Peter: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Sara: Because it was polar.
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Peter: what do you call a joke that is based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
Sara: CoRnY.

Posted: 08/05-2012 18:34
by Janhaa
1)
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium

2)
an electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "what are you in for?" to which the latter replied, "for attempting a forbidden transition".

Posted: 08/05-2012 19:31
by Per Spelemann
Feil metode kan noen ganger gi riktig svar:
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Posted: 09/05-2012 22:58
by drgz
feil metode gir alltid riktig svar.:p

Posted: 17/05-2012 17:17
by Dinithion
Sikkert gammel for noen, men deler den likevel med de som ikke skulle ha sett den. Jeg hjalp noen med en tidligere eksamen, og oppdaget dette gullkornet fra pondus i et gammelt S2 eksamenssett:

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Genialt! Hvorfor har ikke jeg tenkt på det før? :)

Posted: 14/07-2012 15:37
by Go_Rilla
what does a fat chick and a brick have in common

they both get laid by mexicans


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hva er blomsterfinns favorittgjødsel

butanal

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Re: ..og så var det vitsene!

Posted: 14/11-2013 04:24
by Aleks855
Vet ikke om Mathematica troller eller hva det er, men... http://i.imgur.com/MksC6Ru.png