Genial mattevits

[Lord X]

George W. Bush skulle tale på en konferanse for matematikklærere i USA, og han benyttet anledningen til å komme med kritikk av visse deler av utdanningssystemet. Spesielt advarte han mot å bringe politikken inn i matteklassen og han pekte blant annet på at det å lære opp de unge til å bli demokrater ikke var akseptabelt: "Jeg observerer at dere har mange kurs i AL GORE- itmer, men ingen i GEORGE BUSH - itmer!!"

[sEirik]

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[.ing]

haha mange geniale her

[daofeishi]

En jeg snublet over for ikke lenge siden. (Ganske treffende óg):

How to prove that all odd numbers are prime

[mrcreosote]

Einstein møter Pytagoras: [tex]E=m(a^2+b^2)[/tex]

[daofeishi]

For de som tar fysikkreferanser:

[tex]u = \frac{d \vec a}{dt}[/tex]

[Emilga]

A public school teacher was arrested today at JFK INTL Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.