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Vitenskapseliten i himmelen bestmte seg en dag for å leke gjemsel. Kepler skulle telle mens de andre gjemte seg, men i et "stroke of genius" stelte Newton seg litt bak ham og tegnet opp 1mx1m på bakken. Da Kepler var ferdig så han bak seg og sa "Du er tatt, Isaac!", men som svar fikk Kepler "Jeg er ikke Isaac, jeg er Blaise."
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Jeg har hørt denne før, dog i en noe annerledes form og språk. Jeg skriver den ned etter hukommelsen, slik jeg tror jeg har hørt den:
One day, Galileo, Newton and Pascal were gathered, and decided to play hide and seek. It was decided that Galileo would count, and as soon as Galileo turned around and shouted "one," Pascal ran and duly hid behind a large trunk. Newton had always been a bit of a loner, and he was not used to such games. He looked around, but was at a loss what to do or where to hide. When Galileo soon reached "nine," Newton quickly ripped a twig off a tree, drew a 1*1*1 square on the ground and stepped inside it. That very moment, Galileo shouted "ten," turned around and saw Newton standing still in front of him. "You're it, Newton," he laughed. "Oh, absolutely not," Newton replied calmly. "I'm Pascal."
(Og for de som ikke tok den, Pascal er enhet for trykk - 1 Newton per kvadratmeter.)
One day, Galileo, Newton and Pascal were gathered, and decided to play hide and seek. It was decided that Galileo would count, and as soon as Galileo turned around and shouted "one," Pascal ran and duly hid behind a large trunk. Newton had always been a bit of a loner, and he was not used to such games. He looked around, but was at a loss what to do or where to hide. When Galileo soon reached "nine," Newton quickly ripped a twig off a tree, drew a 1*1*1 square on the ground and stepped inside it. That very moment, Galileo shouted "ten," turned around and saw Newton standing still in front of him. "You're it, Newton," he laughed. "Oh, absolutely not," Newton replied calmly. "I'm Pascal."
(Og for de som ikke tok den, Pascal er enhet for trykk - 1 Newton per kvadratmeter.)
Et lite utvalg fra: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
«Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!»
(lo godt av den;D)
«Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!»
«Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...»
«A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian: "Do you believe in one God?"
He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism." »
(Litt sær kanskje..)
«"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"»
Hahaha:
«Q: What is the fundamental principle of engineering mathematics?
A: Every function has a Taylor series which converges to the function and breaks off after the linear term.»
Og én siste:
«Let epsilon be less than zero...
Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device: Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians. »
«Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!»
(lo godt av den;D)
«Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!»
«Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...»
«A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian: "Do you believe in one God?"
He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism." »
(Litt sær kanskje..)
«"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"»
Hahaha:
«Q: What is the fundamental principle of engineering mathematics?
A: Every function has a Taylor series which converges to the function and breaks off after the linear term.»
Og én siste:
«Let epsilon be less than zero...
Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device: Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians. »
Hahahah ;D«A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian: "Do you believe in one God?"
He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism." »
(Og hvor mye jeg enn hater å forklare poenger, jeg regner med det var flere som ikke tok den - "isomorfisme" er kort fortalt en betegnelse på "strukturell likhet." Settet med alle to-dimensjonale vektorer [a, b] er for eksempel isomorfe med settet med de komplekse tallene, siden de kan representeres som a + bi.)